Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Waiting on Episode 50 – 2 “Stingy With Your Prayers, Sir”

While we’re waiting on Episode 50, here’s some audio of Reed trolling the “Prayer Warriors” hotline.

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Waiting on Episode 50 – 1 “Oh Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! I killed Billy Mays!”

While we’re waiting on Episode 50, here’s some audio of Reed trolling the “Prayer Warriors” hotline.

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Sunday, June 21, 2009

Episode 49: Iran, Heartbreak and John Hodgman

John Hodgman is a wonderful human thing.

Donate more than $75 to the Two Smokin’ Hot Freethinkers Podcast and Reed will fill a condom with your favourite brand of cream cheese, autograph it, frame it and mail it to you.

If hobo names bother you, stick a piece of cotton in your left ear.

(Comes soaked in liquid Swine Flu.)

Oh… and these people make us happy:

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Sunday, May 24, 2009


Maggie McFee (AKA TankGrrl) designed a tee-shirt based on the last episode of Two Smokin’ Hot Freethinkers!

Buy one*!





She is our favouritest person on the Internets.

* Note:  Sizes range from Adult S to XXXL and styles are short sleeve, long sleeve, V-neck and girly fitted short sleeve.  “Whore-nun habit” (depicted in picture) is not available at this time.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Episode 47: SWIIIIIINE FLUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!111 #swineflu

People we mentioned in the episode:




Danny Schade

Swine Flu tips:

  1. Run.
  2. Don’t look back.
  3. You looked back, didn’t you?!
  4. FUCK!

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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Episode 46: Showing Assholes to Abortion Patients

(Warning: Includes Rape)

The flu and money troubles kept this episode out late, but it’s finally here!

The contest I mentioned in the episode, for renaming the podcast for four weeks, is complete.  Podblack and Hedgemonkey tied, donating almost simultaneously.  The next four episodes will be released under the title… sigh… Does This Podcast Make Richard Saunders’ Arse Look Big?.  Thanks, Podblack.  Thanks a lot.  I didn’t want to start a war between nonsensical American podcasts and Surrious-Businessy Australian podcasts, but you made me do it.  Sorry, Richard.

Even though the contest is over and the title will be changed temporarily, we still gladly accept donations and are not above grovelling.  At least I’m not above grovelling.  Megan doesn’t seem like the type.  We can’t do this show without you!

Also coming up in the next episode:  Danny Schade gave us some wonderful bumper music… but until then, here’s the music from this episode:

She Don’t Use Jelly – The Flaming Lips

Three Balloons - Stephen Lynch

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Friday, March 13, 2009

Episode 44: Giant Dong in the Coffee Shop

Music: Unforgettable - Nat King Cole
Pi Song - Hard 'n' Phirm

Intolerable background noise provided by Emily, Alex and Mill Mountain Coffee and Tea.

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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Episode 43: It's a Good Day to Be Gay in the USA

Music: So Long and Thanks For All The Fish - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Soundtrack
Contact High by John Bucchino from It's Only Life [P/V Selections, CD]

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Friday, February 27, 2009

Episode 42: The Answer To Life, The Universe and Tigers: Marry Your Dog

Music: Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk - Rufus Wainwright

The Blue Wrath - I Monster

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Saturday, February 21, 2009

Friday, February 13, 2009

Episode 40: Numbers Divisible by 10


Music: Ben Folds, Bitch Went Nutz


Interview: Jack Scanlan

Homologous Legs

Young Australian Skeptics

The Pseudo-Scientists

(22:04:09) Meg-Jew: You know what I just realized?
(22:04:25) Reed: Your right breast is slightly larger than your left?
(22:04:44) Meg-Jew: No, they're pretty even. No, we didn't do the hot guy of the day.
(22:04:56) Reed: It's not Tuesday.
(22:05:21) Reed: Why would we do Hot Guy of the Day if it's not Tuesday?
(22:05:23) Meg-Jew: Psh, so? You were talking about it when I got there, and then it's like we forgot about it
(22:05:34) Reed: But it's Friday.
(22:06:20) Meg-Jew: You're dumb.
(22:06:36) Reed: No. I've only had a few drinks, thank you.
(22:06:43) Meg-Jew: Oh, alright.

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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Episode 39: 39... That's How Old Evan Stone Is. Gross!

Young Australian Skeptics

The Pseudo-Scientists

Homologous Legs

Tastes Like Burning

Just Not Right

Sam Adams' hot young thang, Beau Breedlove:

Mmmm... nice.

Don't forget to send in your submissions for What The Hell Is That? to twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com or leave them as a comment on this post.  DOOOOO IIIIIIIIIT!

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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Episode 38: Party Naked in Economic Turmoil

Music: Floating Down a River - Jason Damato

Buy it here.

New theme lyrics:

Two Smokin Hot Freethinkers is a podcast
About life and other crap

With Reed Braden and Megan the Jew
And it is arguably pretty good

Hey, listener, sit down, listen to Reed and Megan.
She denies her Jewishness, but she's a Jew

If you knew her last name, you'd know it was the same
As every Hebrew dame, so she's a Jew

Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew

Reed Braden is halfway Jewish,
So's his friend, Megan the Jew
So together they're one Jew
Everyone loves half a Jew

Except the KKK, they don't listen to this show

That's where you go to get this show

It's on the interwebnets, and it's a podcast
And sometimes it's not so bad

So go on the iTunes or put it on your Zune
And listen every week to this dumb show

Gay stuff and godless crap, music and books and films
And sometimes interviews, what's not to like?

Be warned: Sometimes they cuss

Pussy lips flecked with smegma
Rotting dick smells like moth balls
Shit piss fuck raging bitchwhore
Cock ass twat douchebag fuck cunt

That's our show!  Say hello!  Don't say I did not warn you!

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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Episode 37: Special Announcement and Audio Draft of "You Shut Up, Jennifer"


Mumble Mumble by Get Him Eat Him on the album Geography Cones

Buy it here.

Media Vita performed by the Tallis Scholars on the album The Essential Tallis Scholars

Buy it here.

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Saturday, January 17, 2009

Episode 36: Bye-Bye, Bushie!

Line-by-line rebuttal/mockery of George W. Bush's farewell speech.

(Cross-posted between Homosecular Gaytheist and Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers)








George Bush Departed 

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Tuesday, January 13, 2009


All but two of you, for various terrible reasons, have not yet applied for the position of co-host on the Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers Podcast.  What's taking you so long?

(I'm cross-posting this on Homosecular Gaytheist and Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers)

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Friday, January 9, 2009

Who Wants To Be A Smokin' Hot Freethinker?

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If you're interested in becoming a co-host of the Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers podcast, answer the following questions (as much information as you care to divulge) and email it to reedbraden@gmail.com.  This helps me weed out the people who a) won't take podcasting seriously and b) take podcasting too seriously.  It also helps me get to know the applicants so I can make an educated choice of co-host.

General information.  Put an asterisk (*) beside answers that you want kept confidential.

  1. Full name:
  2. Preferred pseudonym (if any):
  3. Email address:
  4. Skype handle:
  5. Gender:
  6. Sexual orientation:
  7. Are you in the closet, if applicable?
  8. Religious identity:
  9. Are you open about your answer to #8?
  10. Location:
  11. What was the last school you attended?
  12. Degree:
  13. Are you still in school?
  14. Are you seeking higher education in the near future?
  15. How often will you be able to record?
  16. Are there any days of the week that you would not be able to record?
  17. Do you have a quick Internet connection?
  18. Do you have Skype?
  19. Are there any vulgar words that you will not say?
  20. Is there any subject you would be uncomfortable talking about?

On a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being strongly against, 3 being apathetic and 5 being strongly for, where do you stand on the following issues?  You will not be judged on your answers.

  1. Church/state separation
  2. Abortion
  3. Gay marriage
  4. Intelligent Design
  5. Hippies
  6. Legalisation of medicinal marijuana
  7. Legalisation of recreational marijuana
  8. Legalisation and regulation of prostitution
  9. The United States' support of Israel.
  10. The British Royal Family

On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being not funny at all and 10 being OMG! ROFLCOPTER!!!!!, how funny are the following?  You will not be judged on your answers.

  1. Reed losing a ball to testicular cancer
  2. Anyone else losing a ball to testicular cancer
  3. Accidentally saying the word cunt in front of children
  4. Republicans getting caught snorting meth out of gay hookers' ass cracks
  5. Westboro Baptist Church (God Hates Fags)
  6. Dane Cook
  7. Midgets and/or fat kids falling down stairs
  8. Crippled CEOs
  9. Crippled hobos
  10. The Just Not Right podcast

The following questions are completely silly.  You will be judged harshly on your answers.

  1. Is a pie made out of pumpkin called pumpkin pie or punkin pie?
  2. Who slowed down time and added a day to the week, naming it Funday?  (Hint: Doo doo doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo doo.  Chicka chickaaahh.)
  3. Wakka wakka woo slippy hee haw flogga klonk?
  4. When is the last you "got krunk," whitey?
  5. Explain, to the best of your ability, what a Turducken is.

Short answer portion. Answer each in one or two sentences.

  1. What would have been a better Atheist display in the Washington State Capitol Building for Christmas 2008?
  2. How would you solve the conflict in the Middle East?
  3. Reed just called you an ignorant slut while you were recording.  How do you handle the situation?
  4. What is the most recent book you read and what did you think of it?
  5. Why do you want to be a TSHF co-host?

In a couple of paragraphs, tell me who you are.  Where are you from?  What was growing up like?  Is there anything about your past that sticks out as unusual?

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Episode 35: Why I Smoke

Just Not Right:  NotRightPodcast.com

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Sunday, January 4, 2009

Episode 34: One-Year Anniversary


"Special" Guests: Laurie and Caroline

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