If you're interested in becoming a co-host of the Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers podcast, answer the following questions (as much information as you care to divulge) and email it to email@example.com. This helps me weed out the people who a) won't take podcasting seriously and b) take podcasting too seriously. It also helps me get to know the applicants so I can make an educated choice of co-host.
General information. Put an asterisk (*) beside answers that you want kept confidential.
- Full name:
- Preferred pseudonym (if any):
- Email address:
- Skype handle:
- Sexual orientation:
- Are you in the closet, if applicable?
- Religious identity:
- Are you open about your answer to #8?
- What was the last school you attended?
- Are you still in school?
- Are you seeking higher education in the near future?
- How often will you be able to record?
- Are there any days of the week that you would not be able to record?
- Do you have a quick Internet connection?
- Do you have Skype?
- Are there any vulgar words that you will not say?
- Is there any subject you would be uncomfortable talking about?
On a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being strongly against, 3 being apathetic and 5 being strongly for, where do you stand on the following issues? You will not be judged on your answers.
- Church/state separation
- Gay marriage
- Intelligent Design
- Legalisation of medicinal marijuana
- Legalisation of recreational marijuana
- Legalisation and regulation of prostitution
- The United States' support of Israel.
- The British Royal Family
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being not funny at all and 10 being OMG! ROFLCOPTER!!!!!, how funny are the following? You will not be judged on your answers.
- Reed losing a ball to testicular cancer
- Anyone else losing a ball to testicular cancer
- Accidentally saying the word cunt in front of children
- Republicans getting caught snorting meth out of gay hookers' ass cracks
- Westboro Baptist Church (God Hates Fags)
- Dane Cook
- Midgets and/or fat kids falling down stairs
- Crippled CEOs
- Crippled hobos
- The Just Not Right podcast
The following questions are completely silly. You will be judged harshly on your answers.
- Is a pie made out of pumpkin called pumpkin pie or punkin pie?
- Who slowed down time and added a day to the week, naming it Funday? (Hint: Doo doo doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo doo. Chicka chickaaahh.)
- Wakka wakka woo slippy hee haw flogga klonk?
- When is the last you "got krunk," whitey?
- Explain, to the best of your ability, what a Turducken is.
Short answer portion. Answer each in one or two sentences.
- What would have been a better Atheist display in the Washington State Capitol Building for Christmas 2008?
- How would you solve the conflict in the Middle East?
- Reed just called you an ignorant slut while you were recording. How do you handle the situation?
- What is the most recent book you read and what did you think of it?
- Why do you want to be a TSHF co-host?
In a couple of paragraphs, tell me who you are. Where are you from? What was growing up like? Is there anything about your past that sticks out as unusual?