Friday, January 9, 2009

Who Wants To Be A Smokin' Hot Freethinker?

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If you're interested in becoming a co-host of the Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers podcast, answer the following questions (as much information as you care to divulge) and email it to reedbraden@gmail.com.  This helps me weed out the people who a) won't take podcasting seriously and b) take podcasting too seriously.  It also helps me get to know the applicants so I can make an educated choice of co-host.

General information.  Put an asterisk (*) beside answers that you want kept confidential.

  1. Full name:
  2. Preferred pseudonym (if any):
  3. Email address:
  4. Skype handle:
  5. Gender:
  6. Sexual orientation:
  7. Are you in the closet, if applicable?
  8. Religious identity:
  9. Are you open about your answer to #8?
  10. Location:
  11. What was the last school you attended?
  12. Degree:
  13. Are you still in school?
  14. Are you seeking higher education in the near future?
  15. How often will you be able to record?
  16. Are there any days of the week that you would not be able to record?
  17. Do you have a quick Internet connection?
  18. Do you have Skype?
  19. Are there any vulgar words that you will not say?
  20. Is there any subject you would be uncomfortable talking about?

On a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being strongly against, 3 being apathetic and 5 being strongly for, where do you stand on the following issues?  You will not be judged on your answers.

  1. Church/state separation
  2. Abortion
  3. Gay marriage
  4. Intelligent Design
  5. Hippies
  6. Legalisation of medicinal marijuana
  7. Legalisation of recreational marijuana
  8. Legalisation and regulation of prostitution
  9. The United States' support of Israel.
  10. The British Royal Family

On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being not funny at all and 10 being OMG! ROFLCOPTER!!!!!, how funny are the following?  You will not be judged on your answers.

  1. Reed losing a ball to testicular cancer
  2. Anyone else losing a ball to testicular cancer
  3. Accidentally saying the word cunt in front of children
  4. Republicans getting caught snorting meth out of gay hookers' ass cracks
  5. Westboro Baptist Church (God Hates Fags)
  6. Dane Cook
  7. Midgets and/or fat kids falling down stairs
  8. Crippled CEOs
  9. Crippled hobos
  10. The Just Not Right podcast

The following questions are completely silly.  You will be judged harshly on your answers.

  1. Is a pie made out of pumpkin called pumpkin pie or punkin pie?
  2. Who slowed down time and added a day to the week, naming it Funday?  (Hint: Doo doo doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo doo.  Chicka chickaaahh.)
  3. Wakka wakka woo slippy hee haw flogga klonk?
  4. When is the last you "got krunk," whitey?
  5. Explain, to the best of your ability, what a Turducken is.

Short answer portion. Answer each in one or two sentences.

  1. What would have been a better Atheist display in the Washington State Capitol Building for Christmas 2008?
  2. How would you solve the conflict in the Middle East?
  3. Reed just called you an ignorant slut while you were recording.  How do you handle the situation?
  4. What is the most recent book you read and what did you think of it?
  5. Why do you want to be a TSHF co-host?

In a couple of paragraphs, tell me who you are.  Where are you from?  What was growing up like?  Is there anything about your past that sticks out as unusual?

5 comments:

jazzsick said...

I'd totally do this... just got no time... I almost want to just answer the questions for fun. :)

~Dan
http://jazzsick.wordpress.com/

diaphanus said...

I would do this if I had Skype and a microphone.

Hm...

Andrew said...

I would do you if I had Skype and a microphone.

Oh wait, I do...

Hm...

Improbable Joe said...

I'd do it, but you probably want a chick, a smokin hot chick, a smokin hot dude dressed like a chick and/or a smoker.

Oh, and I make my own turducken from scratch, so there!

Anonymous said...

You should have alternating co-hosts, like Dogma Free America, or The Atheist Experience.