Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Episode 38: Party Naked in Economic Turmoil

Music: Floating Down a River - Jason Damato

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New theme lyrics:

Two Smokin Hot Freethinkers is a podcast
About life and other crap

With Reed Braden and Megan the Jew
And it is arguably pretty good

Hey, listener, sit down, listen to Reed and Megan.
She denies her Jewishness, but she's a Jew

If you knew her last name, you'd know it was the same
As every Hebrew dame, so she's a Jew

Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew

Reed Braden is halfway Jewish,
So's his friend, Megan the Jew
So together they're one Jew
Everyone loves half a Jew

Except the KKK, they don't listen to this show

Twosmokinhotfreethinkers.blogspot.com
That's where you go to get this show

It's on the interwebnets, and it's a podcast
And sometimes it's not so bad

So go on the iTunes or put it on your Zune
And listen every week to this dumb show

Gay stuff and godless crap, music and books and films
And sometimes interviews, what's not to like?

Be warned: Sometimes they cuss

Pussy lips flecked with smegma
Rotting dick smells like moth balls
Shit piss fuck raging bitchwhore
Cock ass twat douchebag fuck cunt

That's our show!  Say hello!  Don't say I did not warn you!

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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Episode 37: Special Announcement and Audio Draft of "You Shut Up, Jennifer"

Music:

Mumble Mumble by Get Him Eat Him on the album Geography Cones

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Media Vita performed by the Tallis Scholars on the album The Essential Tallis Scholars

Buy it here.

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Saturday, January 17, 2009

Episode 36: Bye-Bye, Bushie!

Line-by-line rebuttal/mockery of George W. Bush's farewell speech.

(Cross-posted between Homosecular Gaytheist and Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers)

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George Bush Departed 

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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Apply!

All but two of you, for various terrible reasons, have not yet applied for the position of co-host on the Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers Podcast.  What's taking you so long?

(I'm cross-posting this on Homosecular Gaytheist and Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers)

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Friday, January 9, 2009

Who Wants To Be A Smokin' Hot Freethinker?

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If you're interested in becoming a co-host of the Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers podcast, answer the following questions (as much information as you care to divulge) and email it to reedbraden@gmail.com.  This helps me weed out the people who a) won't take podcasting seriously and b) take podcasting too seriously.  It also helps me get to know the applicants so I can make an educated choice of co-host.

General information.  Put an asterisk (*) beside answers that you want kept confidential.

  1. Full name:
  2. Preferred pseudonym (if any):
  3. Email address:
  4. Skype handle:
  5. Gender:
  6. Sexual orientation:
  7. Are you in the closet, if applicable?
  8. Religious identity:
  9. Are you open about your answer to #8?
  10. Location:
  11. What was the last school you attended?
  12. Degree:
  13. Are you still in school?
  14. Are you seeking higher education in the near future?
  15. How often will you be able to record?
  16. Are there any days of the week that you would not be able to record?
  17. Do you have a quick Internet connection?
  18. Do you have Skype?
  19. Are there any vulgar words that you will not say?
  20. Is there any subject you would be uncomfortable talking about?

On a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being strongly against, 3 being apathetic and 5 being strongly for, where do you stand on the following issues?  You will not be judged on your answers.

  1. Church/state separation
  2. Abortion
  3. Gay marriage
  4. Intelligent Design
  5. Hippies
  6. Legalisation of medicinal marijuana
  7. Legalisation of recreational marijuana
  8. Legalisation and regulation of prostitution
  9. The United States' support of Israel.
  10. The British Royal Family

On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being not funny at all and 10 being OMG! ROFLCOPTER!!!!!, how funny are the following?  You will not be judged on your answers.

  1. Reed losing a ball to testicular cancer
  2. Anyone else losing a ball to testicular cancer
  3. Accidentally saying the word cunt in front of children
  4. Republicans getting caught snorting meth out of gay hookers' ass cracks
  5. Westboro Baptist Church (God Hates Fags)
  6. Dane Cook
  7. Midgets and/or fat kids falling down stairs
  8. Crippled CEOs
  9. Crippled hobos
  10. The Just Not Right podcast

The following questions are completely silly.  You will be judged harshly on your answers.

  1. Is a pie made out of pumpkin called pumpkin pie or punkin pie?
  2. Who slowed down time and added a day to the week, naming it Funday?  (Hint: Doo doo doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo doo.  Chicka chickaaahh.)
  3. Wakka wakka woo slippy hee haw flogga klonk?
  4. When is the last you "got krunk," whitey?
  5. Explain, to the best of your ability, what a Turducken is.

Short answer portion. Answer each in one or two sentences.

  1. What would have been a better Atheist display in the Washington State Capitol Building for Christmas 2008?
  2. How would you solve the conflict in the Middle East?
  3. Reed just called you an ignorant slut while you were recording.  How do you handle the situation?
  4. What is the most recent book you read and what did you think of it?
  5. Why do you want to be a TSHF co-host?

In a couple of paragraphs, tell me who you are.  Where are you from?  What was growing up like?  Is there anything about your past that sticks out as unusual?

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Episode 35: Why I Smoke

Just Not Right:  NotRightPodcast.com

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Sunday, January 4, 2009

Episode 34: One-Year Anniversary

Wooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Special" Guests: Laurie and Caroline

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